J.F.C Ali's A.F.U
J.F.C Ali's A.F.U

timeanddisregard:

it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

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mytoecold:

Pretty cool how if you run out of money you can just stab someone and take theirs

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bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake what is this

Lmfaoooooooooo omg. Lmfao I’m dying. That’s hilarious. Im crying.

(via thestoryyouneverknew)

"People are prettiest when they talk about something they really love with passion in their eyes.

alabasterbones:

i envy people that come up with witty comebacks on the spot because i’m gonna need at least a 3 day notice 

(via thestoryyouneverknew)

hemmogod:

if someone writes you a letter or makes you a mixtape or composes a poem or song about you or creates literally anything for you then you had better cherish the absolute shit out of that person because they care about you a real lot

(via thestoryyouneverknew)

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

(via thestoryyouneverknew)

yelled:

me attempting to reach the goals I’ve set in life

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